Legend of Zelda: Break of the Wind
I can’t believe it took them fifteen years to realize the fans wanted a sequel to Wind Breaker.
I guess it’ll be 2026 by the time we get a sequel to Skyward Turd. Damnit Nintendo.
I’ve had these jokes on a hair trigger for 6 god damn years, ever since the confident moment I wrote this in Middle School detention.
Proof: The next page is a list of pipe dream Minecraft projects.
